🚫 STOP Freezing Your Tail Off for a Few Dollars a Month—Here’s How To Instantly Buy Yourself a 3 Degrees Temperature Increase (Guaranteed to Make You Say "Just One More Chapter")
WARNING: Don't Bother Putting on Makeup Tonight! This Blanket is Your Official Excuse to Cancel Everything, Lock the Door, and Let the World Burn (While You're 3 Degrees Celsius Warmer and 100% Cozier).
Are you really going to watch your favorite show while wrapped in that stiff, scratchy, college-era throw? Are you going to let the chilly draft creeping up the back of your couch ruin the most important plot twist of the season?
Good. Because we were too.
We designed the Velvet Bunny Burrito for the woman who knows the real party is on the couch. It’s the closest you can get to wearing a cloud while maintaining a 100% no-itch guarantee.
✨ The Secret to The Perfect Night In
Get ready to skip the "social obligations" and dive deep into your comfort zone:
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The "Double-Nap" Density Trick: We engineered the pile to be twice as soft as standard fleece, essentially giving you two blankets in one—without the weight. It’s the velvety, non-clinging softness that keeps the outside world out.
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Silence the Chilly-Anxiety Trigger: Forget layering socks or turning up the thermostat. Our Cloud-Knit tech is scientifically proven to bump your surface temperature by 3 degrees celsius in 90 seconds—guaranteeing instant, muscle-melting relief the second you pull it up.
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The Perfect Plot-Twist Cover-Up: Sized generously at 50"x65" this is the full-body, foot-to-shoulder armor you need to withstand episode 7's shocking reveal without any cold drafts breaking your focus.
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OEKO-TEX "Safe-Space" Certification: No more sacrificing comfort for safety. This pile is guaranteed 100% free of itch-causing fibers, irritants, and chemicals—just pure, skin-safe sensory delight for marathon reading and streaming sessions.
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The 50-Wash Guarantee: Unlike cheap throws that pill up and look ratty after two washes, our anti-pill technology locks the fiber bloom in place. It looks, feels, and acts like a brand-new blanket even after 50+ runs through the machine.
📖 Why I Finally Said "NO" to Scratchy Throws
I was done with the sacrifice. I was sick of pulling a blanket up to my chin only to have a cold draft sneak up the back. I hated having to choose between watching my show with subtitles or having the TV glare reflect off the cheap, shiny fibers of my old throw.
I realized the perfect night in—the true, restorative, "do-not-disturb" night—was being ruined by cheap, poorly engineered throws.
That's why we created the Velvet Bunny Burrito. We didn't just make a soft blanket; we designed a piece of essential self-care equipment. We invested in the 3 degrees Celcius temperature-trapping technology to cut your chilly anxiety instantly.
Stop settling for less than total comfort. You deserve a blanket that works as hard as you do to make your night in an absolute luxury.
We wouldn't dare claim this is the only blanket you'll ever need unless we were 100% certain.
Take the Velvet Bunny Burrito home. Binge-watch with it. Wash it a few times. If, after 30 full nights of cozy, 3 degrees celcius warmer bliss, you don't agree that this is the softest, most indispensable piece of "Do Not Disturb" equipment you own... Send it Back.
We will refund every single penny. The risk of disappointment is 100% on our shoulders. The comfort is all yours.
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